{"product_id":"beam-me-up","title":"Beam Me Up","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"332\"\u003e🛸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eStranger Things “Beam Me Up” T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e 🛸\u003cbr data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"275\"\u003e👽 Retro Sci-Fi Humor • Hawkins Vibes • 80s Nostalgia Tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eIf Hawkins has you ready for an alien abduction, this shirt gets it. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"476\"\u003eStranger Things “Beam Me Up, This Place Sucks!” t-shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e blends classic sci-fi humor with unmistakable Hawkins energy. Featuring a vintage UFO scene and distressed retro artwork, it’s the perfect tee for fans who love sarcasm, suspense, and 80s nostalgia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"932\"\u003eInspired by iconic sci-fi moments and the vibe of Stranger Things — without being official merchandise. Bold, funny, and instantly relatable, it’s a must-have for any fan who’s ever thought, \u003cem data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"932\"\u003e“Yeah… I’d leave too.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"939\" data-end=\"967\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"967\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"1174\"\u003e✔ Stranger Things–inspired sci-fi parody design\u003cbr data-start=\"1015\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003e✔ Vintage UFO + 80s throwback style\u003cbr data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003e✔ Funny, bold statement graphic\u003cbr data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003e✔ Clean, high-contrast print on black tee\u003cbr data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e✔ Comfortable enough for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1376\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1392\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003e• Stranger Things fans\u003cbr data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003e• Sci-fi \u0026amp; UFO lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003e• 80s nostalgia addicts\u003cbr data-start=\"1464\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003e• Hawkins superfans\u003cbr data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1489\"\u003e• Funny fandom gift ideas\u003cbr data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003e• Birthdays, holidays, conventions, or binge-watch nights\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Shirt Republic","offers":[{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt XS","offer_id":52437457731881,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt S","offer_id":52437457764649,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt M","offer_id":52437457797417,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt L","offer_id":52437457830185,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt XL","offer_id":52437457862953,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt 2XL","offer_id":52437457895721,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unisex T-Shirt 3XL","offer_id":52437457928489,"sku":null,"price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0711\/6249\/5273\/files\/beam2.png?v=1768332528","url":"https:\/\/theshirtrepublic.com\/products\/beam-me-up","provider":"The Shirt Republic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}