Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?
Dost Thou Even Hoist, Sir?
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Channel your inner bard and beast mode with this hilarious “Dost Thou Even Hoist?” t-shirt! Featuring a jacked William Shakespeare, this tee blends classic literature with gym rat energy for the perfect fusion of brains and brawn.
Ideal for English majors who lift, gym-goers with a love for wordplay, or anyone who appreciates a bit of Renaissance humor with their reps. Whether you're deadlifting or quoting iambic pentameter, this shirt’s got your back.
🗡️ Swole Shakespeare design
💬 Perfect gift for gym lovers, teachers, and literature nerds
🏋️ Soft, breathable, and ready for the weight room or the classroom
Materials
Materials
- Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
- Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
- Size/color chart(s) available in photos
- Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
- Side seamed, retail fit
Shipping
Shipping
- Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
- If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.
Sizing
Sizing
Color Chart
Color Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out, delicate cycle
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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from 2265 reviewsI have purchased several orders of customized shirts. Every order has been great quality and even better customer service. I will continue to order and recommend to others.
Perfect!
Very cute, can’t wait to wear!
Very cute and works perfectly
Love it!! The color was perfect!!
What a hysterical yet accurate t-shirt!
The item itself is great! Shipping, not so much. My order was sent to the other side of the country (not faulting the seller). I didn't receive it until 2 days after Christmas.
Nice soft shirt and the graphic is awesome!
Super fast shipping! Can enjoy wearing this sooner! Thank you
5+ stars! Perfect fun shirt as requested. Fast delivery. Quality shop.
My experience says 2 thumbs up!
This was a gift for my granddaughter. I wasn’t able to see it but she loved it and said it was her favorite Christmas gift.
Great seller communication and quick shipping! Shirt was just as described and perfect for the big game!
Looks great!! Shirt is described as stated and quote is spot on.
Looks great!! I'm very appreciative that Levin took "the liberty of matching the blue font exactly to Kentucky's colors." That small attention to detail made this gift for my daughter even more special. She loves it!
Exactly as advertised. Great quality and looks good!