Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
Everything Hurts And I'm Dying
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"Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" — the perfect shirt for gym rats, runners, yogis, or anyone who's ever had a tough workout... or a tough Monday. Whether you're powering through leg day or just surviving life one cup of coffee at a time, this tee brings the laughs while keeping it real.
This funny and painfully accurate graphic tee is soft, comfy, and makes a great gift for gym buddies, fitness instructors, or that one friend who's always sore from something. Wear it to the gym, running errands, or lounging dramatically on the couch — because adulting is hard, and sometimes... everything really does hurt.
✨ Features:
Soft & breathable cotton blend
Unisex fit – flattering and comfy
Professionally printed for long-lasting wear
Great gift for gym lovers, fitness fans, or exhausted humans everywhere
Materials
Materials
- Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
- Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
- Size/color chart(s) available in photos
- Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
- Side seamed, retail fit
Shipping
Shipping
- Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
- If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.
Sizing
Sizing
Color Chart
Color Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out, delicate cycle
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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Wide variety of colors
We offer a large selection of color options.

Lots of size options
Unisex styles to fit all shapes and sizes!