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First of All...Eat a Dick

First of All...Eat a Dick

Regular price $26.99 USD
Regular price $37.99 USD Sale price $26.99 USD
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Express your true feelings with style and finesse with this "First of All....Eat a Dick" shirt! Not for the faint of heart, this bold statement piece is sure to make 'em laugh (or offend 'em!). Perfect for adults who like to add a bit of humor to their wardrobe. So let 'em know how you really feel, coz you know what they say: "If you can't be nice, be funny!"


  • Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
  • Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
  • Size/color chart(s) available in photos
  • Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
  • Side seamed, retail fit


  • Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
  • If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.

Color Chart

Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out, delicate cycle
  • Lay flat to dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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Wide variety of colors

We offer a large selection of color options.

Lots of size options

Unisex styles to fit all shapes and sizes!