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First of All...Eat a Dick Tank Top

First of All...Eat a Dick Tank Top

Regular price $34.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.99 USD
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Express your true feelings with style and finesse with this "First of All....Eat a Dick" tank from The Shirt Republic! Not for the faint of heart, this bold statement piece is sure to make 'em laugh (or offend 'em!). Perfect for adults who like to add a bit of humor to their wardrobe. So let 'em know how you really feel, coz you know what they say: "If you can't be nice, be funny!"


  • Side seamed, Retail fit
  • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90/10 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Heather CVC Colors are 52% combed ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Dark Grey Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Triblends - 50 % poly, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon


  • Tanks are typically purchased on demand so lead time is 2-5 days
  • Please contact us if you are in a rush!

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Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out, delicate cycle
  • Lay flat to dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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Plenty of sizes/colors to choose from!

We offer one of the largest selection of sizes and colors.