The "Hit Maxes Evade Taxes" t-shirt is for the hardcore lifters who treat leg day like a religion and tax day like a rumor. Equal parts swole and sarcastic, this tee is the ultimate gym flex during tax season or year-round PR-chasing chaos.
Perfect For: 🏋️ Gym bros & barbell queens 🧾 IYKYK tax season memes 🎁 Funny gifts for lifters or trainers 💪 Deadlift days, powerlifting meets, or just casual gains
Product Details: Soft and breathable cotton blend Unisex fit – comfy for all body types Printed with durable, high-quality ink Machine washable (unlike your shady accountant)
Whether you’re maxing out your lifts or your loopholes, this shirt keeps the grind—and the jokes—going strong.
Materials
Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
Size/color chart(s) available in photos
Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
Side seamed, retail fit
Shipping
Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.
