I Like to Crochet and I Don't Trust the Government
I Like to Crochet and I Don't Trust the Government
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🧶 I Like to Crochet and I Don’t Trust the Government Shirt – Raccoon Edition
Crafty, cozy, and just a little bit suspicious. This hilariously quirky tee features a raccoon deep in the yarn game — and out of patience for politics. Whether you're into fiber arts or fierce independence, this shirt is your perfect match.
Soft, breathable, and loaded with personality, it’s ideal for crocheters, conspiracy theorists (lighthearted ones), and anyone with a sense of humor and a hook in hand.
Features:
Hilarious crocheting raccoon graphic
Premium soft cotton blend
Unisex fit, great for makers and misfits
The perfect gift for quirky crafters
🧵 Yarn in one hand, skepticism in the other. Stitch loud, stitch proud.
Materials
Materials
- Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
- Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
- Size/color chart(s) available in photos
- Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
- Side seamed, retail fit
Shipping
Shipping
- Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
- If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.
Sizing
Sizing
Color Chart
Color Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out, delicate cycle
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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Wide variety of colors
We offer a large selection of color options.

Lots of size options
Unisex styles to fit all shapes and sizes!