I May Not Be A Gorilla But I Can Beat Off 100 Men
I May Not Be A Gorilla But I Can Beat Off 100 Men
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Bold. Buff. Slightly unhinged.
This “I May Not Be a Gorilla… But I Can Beat Off 100 Men” t-shirt is the perfect mix of gym intimidation and outrageous double entendre.
With a jacked cartoon gorilla front and center and tongue-in-cheek typography, this shirt is made for lifters who don’t take themselves too seriously—but still want to dominate the squat rack.
Perfect For:
• Gym bros and heavy lifters
• Workout comedy and savage flexing
• Gag gifts or lifting crew shirts
• Turning heads at your local fitness center
Materials
Materials
- Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
- Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
- Size/color chart(s) available in photos
- Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
- Side seamed, retail fit
Shipping
Shipping
- Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
- If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.
Sizing
Sizing
Color Chart
Color Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out, delicate cycle
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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from 2262 reviewsVery cute, can’t wait to wear!
Very cute and works perfectly
Love it!! The color was perfect!!
What a hysterical yet accurate t-shirt!
The item itself is great! Shipping, not so much. My order was sent to the other side of the country (not faulting the seller). I didn't receive it until 2 days after Christmas.
Nice soft shirt and the graphic is awesome!
Super fast shipping! Can enjoy wearing this sooner! Thank you
5+ stars! Perfect fun shirt as requested. Fast delivery. Quality shop.
My experience says 2 thumbs up!
This was a gift for my granddaughter. I wasn’t able to see it but she loved it and said it was her favorite Christmas gift.
Great seller communication and quick shipping! Shirt was just as described and perfect for the big game!
Looks great!! Shirt is described as stated and quote is spot on.
Looks great!! I'm very appreciative that Levin took "the liberty of matching the blue font exactly to Kentucky's colors." That small attention to detail made this gift for my daughter even more special. She loves it!
Exactly as advertised. Great quality and looks good!
Perfect shirt made the perfect gift.
Perfect shirt made the perfect gift.