If You Have A Boat, I Have A Throat
If You Have A Boat, I Have A Throat
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Simple. Bold. And guaranteed to hook a tidal wave of laughs. The hilariously edgy "If You Have a Boat" graphic tee from The Shirt Republic delivers sharp, tongue-in-cheek adult humor wrapped in a clean, minimalist layout.
Featuring the playful phrase “If You Have a Boat, I Have a Throat” neatly accented by classic nautical icons, this high-contrast print shirt is the absolute ultimate wardrobe choice for boat passengers, lake day regulars, and coastal party animals. Perfect for rowdy weekend sandbar hangouts, dockside happy hours, or casual summer vacations, it pairs effortlessly with your favorite swim shorts, sunglasses, and a cold drink. Made from premium, ultra-soft fabric, it’s designed to keep you cool, comfortable, and unapologetically funny all summer long.
📌 Product Highlights:
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Flattering unisex retail fit—soft, lightweight, and tailored perfectly for catching lake breezes and summer sunshine
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Crafted from a high-quality premium cotton blend to provide top-tier breathability and quick-drying comfort near the water
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Ultra-durable, crisp graphic print engineered to survive heavy sun, lake splashes, sunscreen, and endless wash cycles
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The ultimate cheeky statement piece that easily sets the mood for a fun, laid-back weekend on the water
🎁 THE PERFECT RAUNCHY SUMMER GIFT FOR: Your favorite boat friends, lake trip squads, bachelorette parties on the water, pontoon party guests, or anyone who firmly believes that lake days are meant for unfiltered laughs and good times!
Materials
Materials
- Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
- Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
- Size/color chart(s) available in photos
- Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
- Side seamed, retail fit
Shipping
Shipping
- Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
- If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.
Sizing
Sizing
Color Chart
Color Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out, delicate cycle
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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from 2265 reviewsI have purchased several orders of customized shirts. Every order has been great quality and even better customer service. I will continue to order and recommend to others.
Perfect!
Very cute, can’t wait to wear!
Very cute and works perfectly
Love it!! The color was perfect!!
What a hysterical yet accurate t-shirt!
The item itself is great! Shipping, not so much. My order was sent to the other side of the country (not faulting the seller). I didn't receive it until 2 days after Christmas.
Nice soft shirt and the graphic is awesome!
Super fast shipping! Can enjoy wearing this sooner! Thank you
5+ stars! Perfect fun shirt as requested. Fast delivery. Quality shop.
My experience says 2 thumbs up!
This was a gift for my granddaughter. I wasn’t able to see it but she loved it and said it was her favorite Christmas gift.
Great seller communication and quick shipping! Shirt was just as described and perfect for the big game!
Looks great!! Shirt is described as stated and quote is spot on.
Looks great!! I'm very appreciative that Levin took "the liberty of matching the blue font exactly to Kentucky's colors." That small attention to detail made this gift for my daughter even more special. She loves it!
Exactly as advertised. Great quality and looks good!