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If You Have A Boat, I Have A Throat

If You Have A Boat, I Have A Throat

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price $37.99 USD Sale price $24.99 USD
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Simple. Bold. And guaranteed to get laughs.
This funny boating shirt features the phrase “If You Have a Boat, I Have a Throat” with clean nautical icons, making it the perfect tongue-in-cheek tee for boat lovers and lake days.

Designed with a minimalist layout and high-contrast print, this shirt is easy to style and perfect for weekends on the water, dock parties, or casual summer wear.

🌊 Perfect For:
• Boat owners & boat friends
• Lake life & coastal vibes
• Nautical humor lovers
• Summer vacations & weekends
• Funny gift ideas

📦 Care & Shipping:
• Made to order
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry

Easygoing humor, lake-ready style.

Materials

  • Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
  • Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
  • Size/color chart(s) available in photos
  • Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
  • Side seamed, retail fit

Shipping

  • Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
  • If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.

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Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out, delicate cycle
  • Lay flat to dry
  • Do not bleach
  • Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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