I've Only Had One Beer In Dog Years
I've Only Had One Beer In Dog Years
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🐶🍺 For those who like their math questionable and their humor strong—our "I’ve Only Had One Beer In Dog Years" t-shirt is a must-have for beer lovers and dog people alike. It’s the perfect mix of sarcasm, booze, and canine charm.
Whether you’re hitting up a brewery, chilling at a BBQ, or just having a laugh with friends, this shirt is guaranteed to get attention and a few chuckles.
Great for:
Beer lovers with a sense of humor
Dog dads & dog moms
Tailgates, BBQs, and bar crawls
Unique gifts for friends
Anyone who calls their pet their drinking buddy 🐾🍻
Product Details:
Unisex fit – comfy and flattering
Soft cotton blend for all-day wear
Machine washable
Available in multiple sizes and colors
Because technically… you're not wrong 😎
Materials
Materials
- Heather Colors are cotton/polyester blend (super comfy and soft)
- Bella+Canvas unisex shirts
- Size/color chart(s) available in photos
- Soft and high-quality fabric, pre-shrunk, tapered shoulder-shoulder
- Side seamed, retail fit
Shipping
Shipping
- Items typically ship in 24-48 hours (if in stock).
- If not in stock, turnaround time is typically 5 days.
Sizing
Sizing
Color Chart
Color Chart
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash inside out, delicate cycle
- Lay flat to dry
- Do not bleach
- Avoid ironing directly on design or dry cleaning
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Wide variety of colors
We offer a large selection of color options.

Lots of size options
Unisex styles to fit all shapes and sizes!